But one more thing before I continue. I would like to show you the email so you can see what it is about:

(Note: I have conveniently replaced swear words with funnier euphanisms in ** .)

HARDCORE *singing* ~ SARAH BOBBING FOR *apples* ~ FREDDIE EATING SARAHS *popcorn*
We proudly announce to the world, we have possession of SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR *watching a play with* FREDDIE PRINCE JR!!!!!
They made a home video for personal viewing, now we have it and posted it on the net!
DON'T MISS SARAH *watching opera*, AND FIND OUT IF LITTLE MISS BUFFY LIKES *Tosca or Madama Butterfly*. WE THINK YOU'LL BE PLEASANTLY SURPRISED ;)
WATCH SARAH WITH HER *credit card* GETTING *so much chocolate that* HER EYES ARE GLAZED IN DELIGHT!
FIND OUT IF SHE'S A *cookie or cake person*
!-NO CREDIT CARD NEEDED-!
This is a video that we WILL have to remove as soon as the media finds out, cum get it while you can!

Isn't that sick? I mean, they don't even tell us if it's Tosca that's her favorite opera!

Okay, you had your fun, now show me the porn!